salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Boudreaux's Butt Paste

Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne

Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Past

a part of a person's history that is considered to be shameful.

he was well dressed and enthusiastic, but the tattoo on his hand hinted that he had a past

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

March-past

Walk past.

He march-past me.

by ‌ April 17, 2022

past the juice

When someone bring over the juice to your pad/house and pass it around

Bro, past the juice i'm getting thirsty

by Cylum December 17, 2014