The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

dang ol'

Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.

That dang ol' truck needs awashin'

by Mike Truitt July 17, 2006

Tig Ol' Bitties

A term used to discribe a females small breasts. These are usually characterized by a 'B' to "mosquito bites".

Damn look at them tig ol' bitties! They're so damn small!!

by Mr. Dicktionary December 16, 2008

the ol' loopdy-doop

Anything that has to do with somebody taking one thing, and changing it in some way.

"dude check out this box i made!"
"dude. more like DUMB you made! ... You see what i did thar?"
"Oh, i see. the ol' loopdy-doop."

by The Sandman141 November 17, 2009

The Ol' Time-of-Day

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.

Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"

by Montgomery Dean Cappo III August 3, 2010

the ol' snacktable

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.

After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.

by stanforth December 7, 2010

Dang 'ol

An expression used by back-woods folk to display feelings of anger, hate, regret or anxiety. One may also hear "frick" in similar situations from said grease monkey.

Man 1: "Hey Ricky Bobby, your truck got banged up real good while we were pounding Natty Lights last night."

Ricky Bobby: "Dang 'ol man. Shit's fucked."

by Dbay82 April 16, 2011