breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

cub boards

When you hit a cub, with a board.

Hey man! Look at this cub...Hey wait, i have a board in the back of the car! Lets get it... we'll play cub boards."

by Long rod beef June 23, 2011

Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by xemo February 23, 2011

Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.

"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.

Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018