Kim's Office

A private place to take a stinky poop.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.

by John Manlove June 6, 2006

facebook offical

when somebody says something and it is on facebook

Him and i are dating its facebook offical.

by Chivaun Snyder January 21, 2011

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

punt my offices

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!
Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

by The Kentucky Kid January 3, 2008

post office

a room filled with all men, (all male).

also see sausage factory.

This bar is a post office, lets split.

by randy December 14, 2004

is official like a referee with a wizzle

its 4real like a referee with a whistle

boy 1: is the party on fo sho
boy:2:it official like a referee with a whistle

by Kiss May 4, 2003

Office Creeper

(Noun): A person at the office that has stalker like attributes, normally of the male persuasion. One who creeps on people around the office, and sometimes outside of the office, in social settings. A relentless pervert of the office who skeezes on the women therein.

Wow, Bob is such an Office Creeper.

Mike was on the prowl this morning, doing a good job of his new found job title, Office Creeper.

by __girl August 21, 2009