Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Steven said he read in a science book that men could actually give birth to a baby. I asked to see the book but he said he lost it. He’s pretty woke.
by Grut666 August 3, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
Get the Woke mug.by Ikillit August 19, 2023
Get the WOKE Faggotism mug.When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Wokeness mug."Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"
Normal person: "Cringe!"
Normal person: "Cringe!"
by De La Vega October 4, 2023
Get the Woke mug.A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.
-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.
-disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.
-disgusting.
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023
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