Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle

When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 17, 2020

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

spaghetti noodle

you

1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE

by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020

ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze December 29, 2015