Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021

noiseless

When you aren't making any noise late at night.

I am noiseless while my friends are giggling.

by SabesUnknown June 6, 2021

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 7, 2021

noidontshipthem

Being light skin

He is so noidontshipthem!

by Grellsupremacyy June 10, 2021

noitsnotjaylene

A hot sexy bitch.

"Hey! Have you seen noitsnotjaylene's page?"

by anonymous June 28, 2021

Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.

Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!

by Shmelisser August 6, 2021