alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

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Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

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Joy

Something that was nonexistent from the start

Joy... Ive never even seen it so it doesn’t exist

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

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toxic joy

When someone enjoys the feeling of doing or experiencing something toxic.

• Nothing gives me more toxic joy than saying 'I told you so.'
• I love it when someone cancels on me, it sparks a little toxic joy.

by youloveitpodcast May 11, 2024

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Abigail Joy Fox

Abigail Joy Fox is a person who loves the word piss, they can express it in any way possible and you know that Abigail Joy Fox is doing well today. They love Christmas aswell.

Some living being : "Why did that person just say 'piss is my favorite chocolate'"?

SLB 2 : They must be an Abigail Joy Fox.

by loonaforlesbians November 1, 2021

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