Sixty Nine

The sexual position where two strangers or lovers connect genitalia then use tongue or lips.

My generation loves to do sixty nine.

by Mrlit22 October 17, 2017

weatherboard nine

Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s former deputy Prime Minister and former Leader of the National Party, spent his career fighting the weatherboard nine. These are the nine million Australians that live in old weatherboard houses that cost nothing 30 years ago but are now worth about $1 million.

I fought for the weatherboard nine.

by Peter_Dickerson May 7, 2018

Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.

JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’

by godsangelgal November 28, 2018

Sixty Nine

Sixty Nine 1: A sex position within where a woman will suck the mans dick and the man eats the woman’s pussy 2: The Rapper who has that wet wet hot that drip drip got that super soaker.

“Yo let’s listen to some six nine”
Or
“Oh ye daddy give me that sixty Nine”

by RoadyToady December 13, 2018

dixty-nine

When two phallically endowed individuals sodomize one another simultaneously; requires utilization of the reverse-pile driver position. Only achievable while hotdog hard. Also referred to as Yin & Wang

Some say the dixty-nine is impossible, others claim it's just a myth. All I know is that shit gay as fuck.

by BeauxGnar April 29, 2019

hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)

"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."

by CryHavoc July 17, 2019