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A: I dont care...B:give me a break....C:leave me alone....D:your crazy...
A: Your boy is talking about his raise and your broke ass responds, "nice bro".........B: your playing b ball and you get bitched at for missing a shot..."nice bro"........C: your wack girlfriend who acts like a dude is bugging you about going to dinner..."nice bro"....D: "lets rob a 711..." nice bro"
by nicky sot October 10, 2010
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nice guys finish last

A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
by creativename24 May 30, 2018
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Nice to know

It's a nicer way of saying ''I don't care''
Example 1 :
Sasha : I Have This New Amazzingg Boyfriend
Emily: Nice To Know.

Example 2:

Elli: Today Is A Great Day For Me, I'm Having The Best Luck I've Ever Had
Brandy: Nice To Know.

Example 3 & Last One :

Jordan: I Love Her SOO Much.
Caitlyn: Nice To Know. I Wish You Guys The Best.
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by Kayla Crowder August 21, 2013
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Nice Ass Erect

A variation of the mountaineering term "Ice Axe Arrest" where a climber uses an ice axe or pick to arrest their fall off of an ice covered mountain. A maneuver that often results in arcing your body so that your ass is extended upward in order to apply the most leverage with the axe. Etymology: Term was created in 2010 during an RMI mountaineering school lead by Peter Whittaker when Michael Maas of Orange County, California performed the maneuver with such perfection that all guides and climbers stood motionless staring at Michael's 'Nice Ass Erect".
Jimmy: How did you like mountaineering school?

Eric: It was amazing. But did you see Michael when we were practicing our Ice Axe Arrest?

Jimmy: I did. It was almost as if time stopped while he was holding the position.

Eric: That wasn't an Ice Axe Arrest, it was a Nice Ass Erect!
by St00pDawg August 13, 2010
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nice front side

"nice front side" is the term used when describing someones face or frontal genatalia. used more for comedy but some super skanks will go for this.
HEY YOU!!! you got a nice front side...
by jackattackmcdumper July 11, 2011
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Nice girl

girls who claim to be nice when they really aren't
nice girl: I like you
Guy: Uh, thanks but I have a girlfriend
Nice girl: I don't know why you go for girls who are ugly w*ores

Nice girl: Leave me alone
Guy: Leaves*
Nice girl: Ugh, you're so dumb and useless

Nice girl: If a girl cheats on you it's your fault

Random person: What if a guy cheats
Nice girl: Then he is an idiot
by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020
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Nice guy

A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.

Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.

Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.

The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.

In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.

If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:

Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"

Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"

(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
by Zerotrousers March 30, 2011
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