Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.
Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.
by Sjdrob April 10, 2009
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noodle nog

A noodle nog is a nog whos bones are flexable like wet noodle
gorge: bob the nogs arms!
ted: there like noodles!
bill: what a fuckin noodle nog

noodle nog = nogs whose limbs are made of noodle
by noodle nog July 29, 2008
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Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle
When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle
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spaghetti noodle

you
1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE
by thatonespaghettinoodle April 02, 2020
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dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.
"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"
by fLockerr January 11, 2009
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raymon noodles

1. The one and only Ramen noodles. Just hoodrich version.

2. Millionaire high class version of the traditional ramen noodle.

3. A way to describe a poor person.
I'm a broke college student eatin' nothing but raymon noodles.

I'm a hood millionaire eating raymon noodles erryday.

You so raymon noodles!
by EazyE63 March 22, 2012
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Noodle Limbs

Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc

The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.

Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.
Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!
by Acky190 April 14, 2011
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