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new pageness

a phrase of win to be posted at the top of a new page on forums. only one can claim and if two people post it, it is considered a fail.
ex: user4567: new pageness!!

user9898: congrats
by Sanity is so Overrated January 21, 2009
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new england

A region in the northeast that is wicked cold in the winter and relatively hot in the summer. It includes Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. A wicked awesome place to live. People there generally have accents. The accents are prominent in Massachuessets and Rhode Island. People say things like wicked and bubbler.
New England is wicked cold in the winter.
by padfoot2126 August 8, 2007
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New Westminster

A suburb of Vancouver in British Columbia. Can be a really nice place to live if you live in the historic downtown/waterfront area, however has some of the crappiest apartment buildings anywhere. Rent is on the higher side because of its close proximity to downtown Vancouver. Do not move here if you're not prepared to hike up an incredibly steep hill several times a day. Near skytrain stations, and only about a 15 minute train ride from west side downtown Vancouver.

Royal Columbian Hospital and Douglas College are located in New Westminster, as well as Paramount gentleman's club and Fever nightclub. Full of college students and lawyers.

One of the first cities ever colonized in BC, as well as where royals would stay when visiting BC, and so is also known as the Royal City.
Also, 'wedding alley' or 'bridal alley' is located in New West on Columbia Street, as 5 or 6 bridal shops occupy 4 blocks worth of downtown.
I went for a jog on the New Westminster Quay boardwalk yesterday.
by aMartini October 27, 2009
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new rules

The rules you create to get over a breakup.

1. Don't pick up the phone. You know she's/he's only calling 'cus he's/she's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him/her in. You'll have to kick him/her out again.
3. Don't be his/her friend. You know you're gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. If you're under him/her, you ain't getting over them.
Dua Lipa: "I've got new rules, I count them."
by P@ttern August 15, 2017
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new milford

A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.

A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.

The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.

If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.

Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.

New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).

New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).

High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).

McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).

Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.

Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).

New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
(Host of party in Danbury): "yo man, where you from?"

(New Milford resident): "New Milford"

(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
by Mr. Deeds November 6, 2008
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New Jersey accent

We DONT say Joisey. We tend to draw out our vowels like people from Philly. If your in North Jersey you may have a New York-Like accent, If your in South Jersey Philly is your city and you talk more like them. Not all people have accents because most people move here from other Countries, and Regions of the U.S. I tend to say "Worter" instead of "Water". I also Say "Caaary" instead of "Carry." and "Nevahdah" instead of "Nevada". We mostly don't have strong accents though and remember NO ONE EVERY SAYS JOISEY.
West Coast Person: Hey aren't you from "Joisey" (trying to make fun of an accent that no one has)

NJ Kid: Actually we say it like "JUR-ZEE" and most New Jersey Accents aren't that strong, it varies from person to person.
by Always Right October 30, 2007
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New York Islanders

An example of how not to manage a hockey team.
Did you see the New York Islanders versus New York Rangers last night?

Yeah, the Islanders still suck.
by natalie298755 October 9, 2009
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