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slap your monkey

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey
by meat_beater February 27, 2015
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Draining the mongoose

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."
by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023
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Ligma Awareness Month

July is known as Ligma Awareness Month to spread awareness about the horrible disease Ligma.
July shall be known as Ligma Awareness Month after both Ninja and Supreme Patty lost their lives to this horrible disease.
by That Asian dude Manny July 19, 2018
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
by Zainium August 10, 2019
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Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.
by highfiveBK January 29, 2009
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18 months

according to the hit boy band One Direction, 18 months is 5 years. back in 2015 on James Corden’s carpool karaoke video with One Direction, they stated that they’re taking a well deserved 18 months off, which would take place from 2016-possibly late 2017. as it is october 8th 2020 and they’re still not back together. i don’t blame them, they were overworked and needed the break, who knows, maybe in december after the contract ends they’ll be back. lemme know though:)
louis: 18 months and we’ll be back, don’t worry:) *2016*
*2020 and still nothing:)*
by 28unfuckwitable October 8, 2020
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