Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023

miner mistake

Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!

Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!

by QuacksO December 31, 2023

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe

I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden

by LewB05 November 26, 2023

Rookie mistake

Getting caught pissing and then fucked in the ass by your friends (only for boys)

Marius, you did such a rookie mistake

by asix April 7, 2024

emergent misalignment

How errors in one area of AI responses can infect other areas of the AI's responses, unrelated, causing wrong or biased answers.

Grok's responses to questions about Elon Musk resulted in emergent misalignment in other areas of the information about Mr. Musk.

by anonymous June 20, 2025

Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.

Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025