Methylfentylated

A state of acute intoxication, induced by rapid concurrent dosing of methamphetaine, and its star crossed chemical soulmate, Fentanyl, or any of its blissful seductive analogues . Easily identifiable by Nick drooling and blankly staring at the wall with intensity burning in his eyes like map gas.

Hank had a great time last night, though this morning It became clear that he was extremely methylfentylated when we found that he had passed out with dick in hand, masturbating furiously while crouched down in the closet.

by TurboSloMoTurtle May 20, 2017

methyleyetis

When you have meth on your finger and accidently touch your eye.

she rubbed her eye so much she ended up with methyleyetis.

by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017

methylander

A resident of Maryland who is addicted to crack

That tweeker is from Maryland where they’re referred to as Methylanders

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

methyl-methanol

A reasonable name for ethanol (alcohol), which breaks IUPAC naming rules for molecules. Can be used when alcohol is brought up in conversation, but you don’t want eavesdropping adults to know that you’re into underage drinking

*high school student in class, talking to other students*
“Who’s getting the methyl-methanol tonight?”

by I'm not proud to be on here December 7, 2018

Methylyptus

Clears your sinuses when you have a snorkit.

If you sniff that methylyptus it'll clear you right up.

by MajorOsthuggin July 3, 2020

methys

A person who's sibling is probably better than them.

"Your sister's a total methys."

by AstroStars14 May 21, 2021

methylphrendrate

a drug that could never exist at the end of all evolution wavelenghth

true ive never used methylphrendrate

by Pedaloma January 12, 2023