Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008

Roman massage

When a girl gives you a massage on your cock by using her butts. It's like tit fucking but using the butts. Rubbing the cock against the ass and the girl compress her ass with rythm so you cum between the cheeks. A variation of the roman massage is to put your cock inside the buttcheeks only touching the anus not penetraing it. Is compared with the stiky buns.

The only way you'll have my ass is by giving you a roman massage.

I just gave you a roman massage and you give me a good pair of sicky buns

by Cas123 September 29, 2010

peanut butter mouth massage

a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.

B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 16, 2005

Peruvian Massage

A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.

Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.

by Timmy Pants August 7, 2011

Ghetto massage

A person being roughed up in order to persuade them to do something, eg part with money.

He was reluctant to give me his rolex at first, but a little ghetto massage soon convinced him.

by Disco Inferno 666 May 10, 2009