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Merm

The saying after Someone makes a comment or statement and you dont know what to say.
"Hey Jon your lookin extra fine" billy said to jon, jon "merm"
by JerryTheHandicap61730 August 28, 2017
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mermommie

A trophy wife; she is really hot and very attentive, takes care of her man's needs
He is so lucky, he married a mermommie
by TeamKaz September 3, 2017
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mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
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mermsuit

A female that is a hoe or slutty but is of higher class or wealth
Yeah, Marcy is such a mermsuit.”
by fuckumean February 17, 2018
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mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector
oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)
by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018
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mercyless milk

An inbred caniadian fuck who loves to finger his asshole and call it his belly button.
That is a mercyless milk
by Notthemilkman May 9, 2018
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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