Mathilde Mook

The most spectacular fantastic fancy ice cream cone. You are not the best fish in the sea (no offence) but you still gracious amazing fantastic cool bossy strict mean lovely nice kind pretty beautiful beauty diamond clumsy shimmering shimmery EST person I know. You always have bad luck whatever you do! So here is some good luck💲💵🌈

1. You’re the bravest person I know! I wish I was more like you.
2. You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone…with sprinkles.
3. You’re the sweetest—you don’t have a mean bone in your body do you?
4. Talking to you is like a breath of fresh air.

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"Mathilde Mook is a weird girl. You will always see her strutting her thing though."

by Matilda Mook March 30, 2023

Mathing

The action of doing math, typically used when joking

“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”

by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

Matic

Tummy so big it is bigger than the empire state building

matic.

by kalk 123 April 30, 2023

Mati Phenomenon

The once in a lifetime opportunity to see a zoot worse than a Kuba roll.

'Holy shit man, what the fuck have you done?'

'Com here guys, I just witnessed a Mati Phenomenon!'

*sees a really shitty rolled zoot*

by gunykxx May 7, 2023

Mati

Someone who is homosexual and likes other boys

Mati: do you wanna kiss
George: no your gay

by FozzyBro May 12, 2023

Matei

the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.

Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!

by i am her lol June 26, 2023

matiasalert

A word used to warn a friend when their crush is walking pass them in a school hallway

your friend: "I saw him the other day and..."
You: "MATIASALERT"
your friend: "oh no I hope he didn't hear that"

by imyourjiji July 8, 2023