Matthew Avery

Supper freaking awesome!!! You are so lucky to know him. All-Star Baseball Player.

Matthew Avery is so amazing.

by oompaville March 21, 2019

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matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.

Matthew seymour loves video games

by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017

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William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018

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matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016

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a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 4, 2014

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Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018

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