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Super Mario Sunshine

Mario 64 with a watergun. Would've sold 5 copies had it not included Mario, which would still make it overrated.
by Shinigami September 4, 2003
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Super Mario 64

One of the worst Mario games and N64 games I've played. The game has bugs which is somehow so easily overlooked and it gets me mad everytime I play it. I broke all my N64 controller due to getting mad at this game, now gotta wait to get another so I can finish the game and sell it.
Eva: Did you finish Super Mario 64, yet?
Midna: No, because my N64 controllers are broken. Gotta get some more, so I can finish that cheating game!
by Midna! July 20, 2009
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Super Mario 64

The most overrated game I've ever played, with crappy graphics, slippery and sluggish controls, frustrating level design, generic storyline and barely any fun. Ok, it was a very early game on the N64, but so what? It has nothing on Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. If you're looking for a good 3D platformer, try those games, and forget this one.
A: Do you want to play some Super Mario 64?
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.
by Flitzepeng January 25, 2011
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Super Mario Dat Hoe!

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.
Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!
by HiTop Fadez January 19, 2008
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Ass-Mario

An Anal-Plumber. Luigi's anally fixated brother.
Look at that the tight shorts on that guy; I bet he's an Ass-Mario.
by embryridddlesux April 4, 2010
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MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.
Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"
by Freddieptv April 14, 2017
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Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably โ€œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘…โ€! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: Iโ€™m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass๐Ÿ‘
Princess Peach: Iโ€™m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019
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