Manbearpig

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.

Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."

by Cuntler November 14, 2011

managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.

Managed care is neither.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

Manajed

To dis
or make fun of
or talk behind someones back.

"I was manajed last night!!"

"He was so manajing Sally last night!"

"I got grounded for manjing the neighbors mistress"

by Keria1010 June 11, 2009

manateet

man boobs

Look at that guy, he's got huge manateets. They are so big a baby can suckle off them.

by smittybunny September 14, 2009

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

The Party Management

The Party Management is a renown organization of individuals highly experienced in the arts of partying, party planning, and other kinds of social activities. This Maryland-based entity was founded by the honorable Jay Singh and the notable Pavithra Silva.

*see also "Social Life"

L: I found out the Party Management is having another bash this weekend.
R: Man, I wish we were cool enough to be invited! *sigh*

by Tk Xlr8 March 5, 2009

global supply chain management

An absolute BS course in the study of International Business.

Question: 3 customers and 4 shops. Calculate the volume of the inner center of the earth and apply it to the moon landing controversy.

(Global Supply chain management) having nothing and solving world hunger.

by IBsurvivor247 October 18, 2017