Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X May 17, 2011

voice mailer

1. (v) When you miss a friend's call and when you call them back, it goes to voice mail.

I called Joey back after I missed his call, but he didn't answer, what a voice mailer.

by DaDankPotato May 11, 2016

Fiery Maiden

1. Best L&K player in the universe. 2. Demigoddess

Fiery Maiden is better than Demigod Moose

by Fierymaiden June 3, 2017

Savannah Maiden

The littest person you'll ever meet

You're such a Savannah Maiden

by Savannah_GOAT November 2, 2017

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Monomoy maiden

( n. ) That girl you met on the Cape that summer.... you still think about on occasion.

Driving over the bridge....
Out of nowhere, her memory pops in; my Monomoy Maiden.

by J. Thurber June 2, 2018