Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

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mustache massage

When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.

Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?

by Club 500 September 11, 2011

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mustashee

hair on the upper lip, you know..mustashee

Alice: what's Denny doin with all that hair on his lip?
Brenda: Oh..that's just his mustashee...DUH
Alice: Oh I forgot...mustashee

by timothy johnstone November 10, 2006

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girl mustache

Female pubic hair shaved, with only a small Hitler mustache left.

She had a girl mustache down there, I didn't know whether to say "Heil Hitler" or "Hola, Maria".

by dingoangst October 28, 2007

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Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr August 19, 2008

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