Last-Minute-Manda

Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.

Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!

by acb10 April 22, 2014

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 July 6, 2016

13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping

So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it

by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.

Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"

by simonthedigger June 10, 2018

Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.

I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)

by LePresident June 12, 2018