An absolute trans lesbian queen who killed two men like a #baddie
Bestay should’ve gotten that castle😞😞😞
Her drills are also fake just like her personality and just like her boobs. *steals her weave *
Anyways Celestia is a pretty good waif even though SHE CHEATS ON KYOKO ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!! LIKE DAMN STOP CHEATING- THE 8BALL NEVER LIES
Taeko Yasuhiro js her real name btw🥺
Bestay should’ve gotten that castle😞😞😞
Her drills are also fake just like her personality and just like her boobs. *steals her weave *
Anyways Celestia is a pretty good waif even though SHE CHEATS ON KYOKO ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!! LIKE DAMN STOP CHEATING- THE 8BALL NEVER LIES
Taeko Yasuhiro js her real name btw🥺
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Makoto: Uh yeah… and you should probably break up with he-
Kyoko: No
Makoto: Uh yeah… and you should probably break up with he-
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