by TacoSaturdayIsADay July 29, 2021
Get the lazy bitch disordermug. When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018
Get the instant lazy rushmug. When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009
Get the Lazy hitch hikermug. by Cider December 16, 2002
Get the lazy bitch helpermug. Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
Get the lazy little bitch syndromemug. A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
by Brandon Iannone December 14, 2008
Get the LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder)mug. The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
by DeKrow June 1, 2007
Get the Too lazy to get fatmug.