Fent loaf

When a cat is high on catnip, non responsive and is resting in a position of a loaf. Associated with the term "fent fold".

-Yo... You see that cat fent loafing over there?

by Shapaklyak April 12, 2025

Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you

“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”

by KeelahB May 7, 2024

Sweet-loaf

To be a loaf of sweetness

To be cute and have a large bottom

Dang look at her sweet-loaf
I just wanted to let you know you’re such a sweet-loaf

by Sweet lof February 24, 2022

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money

You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping

by Roughtrain July 19, 2016

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.

"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"

by sharpiebs June 21, 2025