Kitchenheimer's

Asous chef to a kitchen Hitler, according to Markiplier.

Kitchenheimer's! Turn on the gas stove!

by wiiwillrockyou July 25, 2016

Kitchenheimer's

A Sous Chef to a Kitchen Hitler

Kitchenheimer's - "Cause heimer was Hitlers sidekick or something like that right?" - Markiplier 15/03/2016
See Markiplier's Urban Dictionary Challenge for more details

by Pseudous Ratch July 25, 2016

Kitchenheimer's

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler.

Oppenheimer was one of Hitler's henchmen, therefore: kitchenheimer's would be the subordinate of a kitchen Hitler. So he aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen.

by 0h_Ryan July 24, 2016

kitchenheimers

When you keep checking the fridge to see if anything good has magically appeared in the last 20 minutes.

Man, I totally had a horrendous case of kitchenheimers last night. I was so hungry but there was literally nothing in the fridge!

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

Kitchening

Kitchening is verb and is either a present participle or a gerund. it refers to all acts commonplace in kitchen, of no difinitive type. This includes but is not limited to cooking, dining, washing dishes, entertaining, midnight snacking, or sneaking a scoop of your roommates ice cream

Though the etymology finds origin in American English, it can be used in reference to any intergalactic uni/multiveral kitchen or kitchenette.

Come over! I just cleaned the house and in the mood to do some kitchening now that there's a place to put down a couple martini glasses.

by Avi Shankar May 11, 2017

KitchenAid your Ass

Rototilling a virgin ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!

by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019

kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.

I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?

by anonymous October 19, 2020