Velcro Kitty

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.

My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.

by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011

discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.

"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"

by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020

kitzteen

15-minute break for smokers, taken rather frequently.

Tuna: Where did Clawdaddy go?
Brommenator: You know that fool is off on another kitzteen.

by notimeforkitzteen's January 28, 2010

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

kitchen sink

Find your kitchen sink. Until you find a purpose on this earth, give yourself a purpose. Stop feeling like you need to be a teenage prodigy. Pretend you’re confident until you are. It’s hard work to do this when you’re so used to cringing at the reflection in your mirror, but do it. Work at it. I assure you, your mentality will change. A year ago Id be saying that this drawing is really shitty compared to what other people can do. Today I’m saying, I’m a damn good artist and I’m going to keep practicing and keep getting better. It’s possible to find happiness, I assure you. To my fellow skeleton clique, and anyone else that may need it, stay alive |-/

I'm a kitchen sink,You don't know what that means
Because a kitchen sink to you Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?

by A Kitchen Sink |-/ July 5, 2016

Briggsy's Kitchen

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009

Kittentoe

A variation of cameltoe. A hot young girl under the age of 18. Having kitten replace camel is to reference the size (much smaller) of the wedge that appears in the genital region resulting from tight fitting clothing.

An example of size would be to make a fist and look at the crease between your first and second knuckle = Kittentoe

Girls rolling down the waste of their already small A&F shorts = Kittentoe

Selena Gomez, Hannah Montana, most high school cheerleaders, etc... = kittentoe

by jimihat February 21, 2009