Jose

A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means

I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla

by Yrsc June 6, 2018

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018

Jose Lima

He’s so handsome. I love him so much, he is the most handsomeness guy on Earth.

DANG!!! Is that Jose Lima!!! MY MAN!!! That sure is dang....

by Pm03966 June 11, 2018

Jose

Your gardener that likes tequila

"yo my gardeners name is jose and hes mexican"

by gergatory August 27, 2022

Jose

A dude who acts tough but won't do anything because he might not know how to throw hands with anyone

Person1:Hey, Jose let's fight ugly.
Jose: I'm not wasting my time with you

by Unknowuser123 September 2, 2022

jose

better than summers

oh shi u heard abt jose

the one who’s better than summers??
yes yes that one

by yomommambest May 2, 2022

hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.

“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”

by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022