Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
"Jordan has such talent!"
"I gotta get me a Jordan!"
Jordan (girl)
by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017
Get the Jordan (girl)mug. Jordan Biden (not to be confused with Joe Biden) is the leader of Amerigroot (Not to be confused with America). Jordan Biden is famous because of this quote from him. 'Physically Inhabitance'.
by Budooh May 29, 2023
Get the Jordan Bidenmug. 1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.
1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!
by A2P July 29, 2005
Get the Michael Jordanmug. singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.
who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.
my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.
oh must be jordan suaste.
my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.
by littlestars December 7, 2020
Get the jordan suastemug. The black superstar on the hit NBC/Sheinhardt-Universal show: TGS with Tracy Jordan. He is often accompanied by his entourage of Dot Com and Grizz and is good friends with Kenneth Parcell and Jack Donaghey. He is married to Angie Jordan and has two sons names Tracy Jr. and George Foreman. He is the star of several films including: 'Honky Grandma Be Trippin'," "Fat Bitch," "Samurai I Amurai," "A Blaffair to Rememblack," "Cruise Boat," and "Death Bank."
by bke_dawg January 18, 2010
Get the Tracy Jordanmug. Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.
Guy : Did you win your game last night?
Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!
Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!
by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009
Get the Jordan Eberlemug. used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006
Get the Jordan-Logicmug.