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raptor jesus

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.
by adeb December 24, 2007
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raptor jesus

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!
by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005
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Jessicka Addams

Jessicka Addams (formerly known as Jessicka Fodera) is a musician singer/songwriter for the band Scarling. She was previously the head of Jack-Off-Jill, which broke up in mid 2000, due to bassist Robin Moulder's stress from lack of credit. Jessicka starred in the film 'Ellie Parker', she was casted after meeting Scott Coffey through a mutual friend. She currently lives in LA, working on modeling and art.
Jessicka Addams is a great artist.
by ScarletScareBear January 14, 2010
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Jesus Downhill

Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
Let's do a Jesus Downhill on that double black diamond run.
by MachHeat April 3, 2010
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Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011
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jessica tripp

the most amazing and sweetest girl you will ever meet
shes got the best smile you will ever see and she can make anyone smile anyone happy by just looking at them

when you hug her its normal to not want to let go

and when you meet her its impossible to not love her
jessica tripp do you know her? yeah shes pretty awesome}
by damiano12 November 28, 2011
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Jesmyn

Prettiest, perfect person. She could put a pile of shit on her head and she would still look nice. She is easy to talk to, a great friend and no one could replace her.
Jesmyn is going to the UTS with her amazing friends.
by bluejewel:D December 3, 2014
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