When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
by Kaery April 13, 2015
Get the jeans penis mug.Thaddeus saw his gal with anotha nigga, jealous, he popped his nine millimeter and gave him the lead. Thaddeus had committed jealocide
by TwerkingSlothFetus June 23, 2015
Get the jealocide mug.When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
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by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016
Get the jean-michael mönke mug.When somebody doesn't want to sleep with someone so badly that they wear their jeans to bed - despite knowing the discomfort that this will cause them. The ultimate last ditch fend off and a highly disrespectful action. One can experience large amounts of distress after a 'jeansing'.
'Did the girl from the bar stay at yours mate?'
'She did but I got dealt a jeansing. Can you believe it!? I'm devastated.'
'She did but I got dealt a jeansing. Can you believe it!? I'm devastated.'
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Ex.Jeaustin is a absolutely amazing person
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