Idiot Mitten

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

by Master N May 16, 2006

Idiot poop

What edgy 4 year olds say when they wanna call you a bad word but their parents don't let them.

Me: Yo look at this kids sketchers
Kid: Shut up you idiot poop!
Me: Ya'll can't cuss?

by anonymous November 30, 2017

raging idiot

a band started and led by Bobby Bones of Bobby Bones Show fame, currently practicing for a huge gig

the raging idiots are idiots who rage

by dizliz70 August 11, 2008

american idiot

first of all:that album has about 35% good songs on it...
second:the album that was made for people that say they are "skata's" and people who say they are punk.....

to taylor and all: that wasnt the only album they made you dildo's....

a year ago....

mackenzie:what are you listening to?
me:green day
mackenzie:ooo...what cd?
me:dookie...:)
mackenzie: DOOKIE?!?!?HAHAHAHAHAA THATS RETARD MUSIC.they suck!!


1 year later....

me:hey mackenzie what are you listening to?
mackenize:boulevard of broken dreams
me:*shudders* o do you like any of their other cds?
mackenzie:ehhh i think it starts with a.....d?
me:dookie?
mackenzie:YEAH!!!!ITS AWESOME!!


enough said

by britt March 7, 2005

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

RICER (S)

Are Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiots.

Integras racing and running stop lights hitting people walking across the street and killing them are stupid dumb fucking idiots.

Any one caught driving a Honduh(a) with a fart can muffler, a thousand stickers and claiming to have 300whp are also stupid dumb fucking idiots.

by Custom Neon aka: The one, the original Stupid Dumb August 15, 2003

idiotch

one who is an idiot and b**** at the same time.

she is being an idiotch rite now..

by rather February 14, 2006

Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

by Calman321 November 1, 2007