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2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023
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Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.
“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”
by GoodinBed March 30, 2023
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Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.
My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch
by Ilfigure March 31, 2023
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7 inch monitor

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.
I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.
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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
by gregben October 15, 2023
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The Vicious Inch

A sex move where a male with a small penis aggressively and repeatedly penetrates the female.
I gave her 'The Vicious Inch'.
The what?
You know, in and out dead quick.
by slipperydingus September 27, 2015
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5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.
by Al Sahir September 30, 2016
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