Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.

I wanna flat iron you tonite!

by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008

iron man

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.

god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school

by big tim August 24, 2004

Ironically Gay

Acting like a homophobe in public but secretly gay. This situation often occurs with conservatives who are homophobes to an extreme level.

Guy 1: Your a fag.
Guy 2: Your ironically gay.
Guy 1: Touché.

by umad69 May 11, 2011

iron man

When a girl wont have sex with you or just for fun, you wait till their sleeping, take a dildo and cover it with super glue, then shove it up their ass. When they try and walk they will be all stiff because of the dildo and look like a robot!!

That hoe wouldnt let me tap that ass so I did an iron man on her.

by nndk January 3, 2009

post-ironic

A term generally used by extreme douchebags to make themselves sound smarter.

Either your email is serious and you're overlooking the fact that this bluster is in a spirit of fun or it is so cleverly and subtly post-ironic that I'm overlooking your joke.

by Pop Kessler April 22, 2010

yaffling irons

Eating implements, knives forks and spoons.

Get your yaffling irons ready, here comes dinner

by Snappo April 21, 2008

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018