infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.

Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",

by anonymous500r March 14, 2009

infinite sass

someone full of sass that keeps you interested for a loooooooooong time. modifications: sasshole

a.k.a adrianna

That Adrianna chick has infinite sass.

by b1992argh December 15, 2008

infinito

something, for example work, left unfinished.

It is an infinito. Finish it.

by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

Infinite Infiniti

An Infiniti luxury vehicle with an Infinity sound system.

A vehicle best suited to go to Infinity and beyond?

...maybe.

I work at a car dealership and I've yet to see an Infiniti make with an Infinity stereo. If I did see one, I would call it an "Infinite Infiniti."

by vehilcegirl October 18, 2010

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

infinite square well

the stock market; Wall Street; in specific circumstances a reference to the Senate, House, or for that matter any government administration.

man ya'll be puttin too much money into that infinite square well shit

by log August 1, 2012

infinitize

to make or have excessive amounts of something. To make it to the number infinity.

I wanted to infinitize all the robots to have an army.

by MookipMook July 29, 2013