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water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.
Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
by SteelerPP July 8, 2012
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Dung-water

by Matino Spano July 31, 2020
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Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.
"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."
by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015
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Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011
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water dom

Verb: To pour a glass of water in someone’s mouth while commanding them to drink it, preferably in a condescending or forceful manner.

Noun: A person who pours a glass of water down someone else’s throat, either for hydration and BDSM purposes.
“Rosa water dommed me until he was so hydrated
“I’m so thirsty; I need a water dom. Where is Blaine?’
by FloraTerra April 6, 2019
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jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
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desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023
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