When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.
by Legoff February 8, 2019
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.. mug.I know when I was at the 7-ELEVEN as I was GOOGLE SAFE and not only that it JUST , " the ATM , which is ASSHOLE TRUTH MOTIVATION is ," YOUR TRANSACTION IS CANCELED " as just stay in MOUNTING VIEW and the GOOGLEPLEX area GLAMPING but the only thing being led to the EMERALD HOUR off HOURS after MIDNIGHT as the .DANGER ZONE as MY ASSHOLE thwas taken on SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 around 6:40 pm.
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MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017
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by dangerous babe August 19, 2016
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It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.
Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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