heathcliffing

"To heathcliff". Talking about the kidnapping of an usually unattainable third party, often a celebrity, for the purpose of marriage or other romantic endeavors. This is accomplished by confining the subject in a locked room (usually a closet) and not letting them out.
It refers to Emily Bronte's novel Wuthering Heights. The main character, Heathcliff, kidnaps the daughter of his former love and locks her into a room until she agrees to marry his son. While it may seem that the twisted nature of the original kidnapping imbues the act of "Heathcliffing" with a certain sense of depravity, most proposed heathcliffing events are light-hearted objectification of hot men by single, tense women.

Woman 1: Gaw, did you see (insert male celebrity)'s latest photos? The ones where on one page he was wearing a suit and shirtless on the next?
Woman 2: No. Was it hot?
Woman 1: Shyeah. I am so going to heathcliff him and put him in my closet.
Woman 3: Ooh. Are we talking about heathcliffing people? I already have five in my walk-in closet!

by L-Bro August 1, 2008

Heathen Divas

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.

I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.

by akbabes July 9, 2009

heath bilskie

An unstoppable force comparable to superman.

"Holy shit man, I wish I was Heath Bilskie, he is fuckin unstoppable."
"I know, bro...... I know."

by clydethecatball November 2, 2009

Heather

Heather is honestly the smartest person you'll ever meet. Sometimes it feels like she's hiding something from you but she is. She's just not ready to tell anybody because she doesn't want to get anybody else involved. Heather is afraid of hurting anyone else and that's what makes her so fucking sweet. Even though she may bring this bad ass confident popular girl vibe, she's secretly just a lonely person that wants to be loved. She is NOT ready for commitments and it's heart breaking to hear those words come from her. And yet she's awesome and so funny! Everyone likes her. Some even MORE THAN LIKE... She is very popular and especially with the boys. It's funny how she gets so scared so easily because it only makes the boys want her more. She has beautiful dark brown hair with gorgeous GORGEOUS ocean blue eyes. Heather is going to be a smart ass lawyer one day and if you're the one to break her heart, then she will NOT stop until you're broken.

Dude 1: hey have you seen heather? You're so lucky you're her friend! She's smoking hottttt!!!!!
Dude 2: yeah yeah whatever. But I feel like she's hiding something from me... It's almost as if she's hiding her pain through her smile.

Dude 1: no way! Anybody who looks like that and has the brain of hers is SURE to be FINE!!!
Dude 2: *sees heather smiling but all he sees is a girl with pain* um I'm not so sure about that anymore...

by Best friend of a Heather October 20, 2018

Heath

Heath is an amazing person he is kind , loving , handsome, funny , caring and smart . If you know a Heath keep him close and don’t let go of him. He will protect you at bad moments and will help you if you need it. you can always count on Heath. Xx

“You know Heath ! He’s the best isn’t he “

“So good looking !”

by 444hello February 1, 2020

bubble-hearth

Its a really cool trick the pallys use to run away from battle.. in the game WoW

man1 "Where the hell did the pally go?"
man2 " That wimp he Bubble-hearthed

by MUdD0g August 26, 2006

Heathen

A being of pure debauchery and degeneracy, who two-times his waifus and would sell his soul for anime tiddie

Austin, the most famous heathen of them all, threw away Kaguya Luna to get some Tifa.

by Guard Convoy May 2, 2020