Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

by Adam Bones May 14, 2016

Handrea

Act of giving a very bad handjob, which may include scraping the penis with finger nails. Also known to ruin friendships and dry wall jobs.

Kyle got a Handrea last night, he had tears in his eyes after. Worst experience ever.

by Jereme Johnson January 10, 2008

Left-Handed Banjo

A large floppy penis.

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.

by MamaCA December 17, 2006

hanalei

adj: a seriously deep and precise statement conveyed through sharp humor and extensive wit. (can be made into a verb if req'd.)

Everything that girl says is so hanalei, I want to have her babies.

by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2006

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

handlebars

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

by CasKat April 20, 2006

Hadley

Hadley is a term for never ending sexiness. She is a legendary icon with a wide personality and laughs way to easily.She’s stunning and flawless and when people try to push her down it doesn’t work. People are jealous of her fame and popularity. Commonly known as an incredible person that everyone wants to be around. She is sometimes insecure but doesn’t show it. Always confident in her choices and although she seems like a goodie, there’s always a dirty bad side to her that she brings out for humor. She’s different from every other girl and has a bold yet beautiful fashion sense. She’s extraordinarily beautiful and is always smiley. She receives compliments everyday and they’re commonly “gorgeous, stunning, hot, beautiful, flawless, encouraging”. People only understand the potential she has when they really get to know her. She loves it when people ask her questions about her life which seems self centered but I mean doesn’t everybody. She has common sense and is very funny. She uses everything to her power and has confidence in everything. She knows all of the real world problems, every kardashians name, and knows the latest shit. Very sexy sometimes can be referred to as a prostitute, but she takes it as a compliment. People will try to compete with her but everyone knows there isn’t any competition due to Hadley being on a higher level.

Damn is that your girlfriend Hadley?!

by Advancedwriter304 May 13, 2018