hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game

my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6

by retartar232 December 30, 2023

hamasteria

When Hamas propaganda leads to mass hysteria against Jews.

I wanted to check out funny videos on TikTok, but all I ever see is a bunch of hamasteria against Jews.

by Yoxiwa January 16, 2024

Hamsterdam

A pretty cool place

YOU: "I went to Hamsterdam over the weekend."

NON-BELIEVER "Hamsterdam, that isn't a real place, you mean Amsterdam?"

YOU:"No."

by lLovePoland November 16, 2023

Hamster

Evan Lerner

"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"

by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023

Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.

He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.

by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023

Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car

Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that

by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024

Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.

“I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”

by Oeedme March 1, 2024