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hose

To steal something of someone else's.


See also : Jack
by James November 27, 2003
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Psycho Hose Beast

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!
Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.
by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003
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Hoed

When someone takes your nuts, treats you like a bitch
Guy1...Say Cochise, that's my fuckin seat, if you wanna sit down clean you a spot at the table

Cochise..... Silence...moves seats

Guy2&3..... Maaaan Cochise got hoed
by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018
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turbo-hose

the act of attaching the nozzle to a hose which will result in the maximum force of water pressure possible, and then aiming at and spraying the shit out of someone or something. thus, it has been turbo-hosed.
Allen : how would you suggest i clean the shit out of shoes? someone took a dump in them today.

Marissa: in my overall opinion, turbo-hose those mofos with a shitton of detergent.
by gomarili September 30, 2006
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Piss Hose

She so loved golden showers she bent my piss hose.
by eggjones1 August 17, 2009
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purple hose

Weirdos why would you search this up
Fuck you rose & Pooperdinkle

Purple hose
by Werdo124 September 18, 2017
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Yo-hoed

To take something for yourself by deceptive means
The London Museum really yo-hoed the entire world to get its artifacts
by JohnTravoltasJet November 6, 2019
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