Beached-Whale 

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

Beached-Whale by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

beached whale 

When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.

Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.

beached whale by wigwam69 September 9, 2006

beached whale 

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

beached whale by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beached Whale 

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

Beached Whale by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beached whale 

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

beached whale by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale 

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

Beached Whale by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

Beached whale 

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

Beached whale by Ncg13 April 16, 2017