Heaven

A place we all know we ain't going

Mom: C'mon we need to go to church
Kid: I don't want to. I want to stay at home
Mom: Listen here, do you want to go to heaven or not

by Itz_Soul June 11, 2020

Urine Heaven

A lesser-known 1970-1980 video title featuring golden showers.

I was shocked to find Urine Heaven among Martha's private VHS collection.

by Kimberly Clark May 30, 2008

stairway to heaven

A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD

Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin

To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!

by shooter August 29, 2005

Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

heaven

Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.

Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !

Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !

by MerWahn February 5, 2010

heaven

A place where you get everything that you could go to hell for.

There's no heaven, There's just hell...

by NonCarer March 5, 2016

pennies from heaven

when, as a result of skydiving, a woman gets splattered with jism from the sky. Otherwise known as white rain

That bitch came to my door with pennies from heaven on her face!

by RYAN AND CHUCK January 11, 2008