Guinness

jerk.

pronounced as 'guy-ness'

James was acting like a Guinness at Wetherspoons.

by earlofward September 29, 2025

Guainma

A mental illness where it makes life easy in then you go ma or meh

This guainma is making me go insane with power, who is it?

by Jenkins Thomas May 28, 2025

Guininly

An individual with an undying love for Guinea pigs

Bro, yesterday I met someone who seems like such a guininly

by BigBoiBryce June 7, 2025

guineapotamus

A loud racket making gargantuan female that puts on a noisy display in order to secure the attention of all within close proximity.

At the gym, the guineapotamus was wildin as soon as Ricky walked in. WTF over?

by Str8JN June 13, 2025

Guinea pigging

When someone tries to gain social standing or power by using another person as a test subject, pressuring them into doing embarrassing or humiliating things for entertainment or control, usually at the other person’s expense.

He kept daring her to do humiliating stuff in front of everyone just to look cool. That wasn’t joking around — that was straight-up guinea pigging.

by GuinneaPig January 19, 2026

Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Man-gazine

(n) A periodical that wants you to know that it is definitely not one of those sissy magazines for women like "O" or "Cosmo" and is manly enough for men to be seen carrying in public.

Guns & Ammo, Assault Rifles Weekly, The Official Humvee Magazine, Military Today, Football Journal, The Manly Man's Manly Man-gazine of Manly Manliness,

by AngryChair February 9, 2010