Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)
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guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly
1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.
2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.
2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.
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by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010
Get the The American male's guide on how to get more pussy. mug.First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.
I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...
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