googliday

Any day significant enough to have google alter its homepage. Usually by adding more to the google logo.

"Damn, check out the fatty pumpkins replacing the o's in google"
"Oh yup, haloween is a googliday."

by Tonkotruck November 1, 2008

googis

On Family Guy, Its Quagmire's Term for his "package"

Quagmire as President Clinton: "My fellow americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigatied her gaflavity with my googis. And I am sorry."

by Frankenberry October 31, 2005

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009

The Googs

Slang for any web search engine, particularly popular with people working too hard to be cool.

Guy: When did you say that hipster basket weaving party was?
Girl: I don't remember, just look it up on The Googs!
Guy: Totes magotes!

by CBromberg March 25, 2017

google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.

example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.

by spanky1234 January 24, 2009

Google Scholar

an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.

So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.

by getnpsi September 6, 2008

Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.

A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.

by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011