Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

A beautiful garden

After one has tried and lost everything, chased for so long that they no longer bother to attempt anymore. Often caused by the worlds cruelty. Rather than continue to follow a pointless trail, they change and improve themselves, create aspects of themselves that no one has seen before. Their new goal is to bring others to them, instead of chasing.

Jake chased butterflies (girls) for so long he grew tired of it, now he has built a beautiful garden (body, mind, personality) to attract only the best butterflies (girls).

by ChemicalGuy March 8, 2023

Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

i'll meet y'all at olive garden

the phrase you utter when you shall meet thy companions at an italian culinary place

friend: where'll we meet

me: i'll meet y'all at olive garden

by men February 22, 2021

Grode

A male between 15 and 40 whose life revolves around beer, cigarettes, wings, sports predominantly football and baseball, and having random sex with women whom you would never date, and use the word "massive" in every other sentence.

Grode 1: "I can't wait to grow my moustache and start chewing tobacco for the next softball season"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"

by Caesar O'Reilly September 22, 2003

Nerd Gardener

gar-den-er

n.

A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.

Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."

That Nerd Gardener is not doing a good job!

He is a Nerd Gardener! Let's get his autograph!

by Ashur January 27, 2004

Garden City

Garden City, typical stuck up people.
Dont care about you, or anyone else besides themselves.
Think their towns better when clearly Floral Park could rock their jaw anytime anywhere.

Floral Parkian 1: Ew look at those stuck up people over there.
Floral Parkian 2: Yeah, their most likely from garden city.

by Luchina September 10, 2007