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Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch
Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today
by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021
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Grandma

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
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mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
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Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know
by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013
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Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced
Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.
by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011
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Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011
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That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.
Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!
by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011
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